Obligatory funny space.

Your Name/Alias: Comic
Age: 20
Character: Deadpool AKA Wade T. Wilson AKA The Merc With A Mouth
Series: Deadpool, Cable & Deadpool, arguably Agent X as well.
Character Age: Not revealed. Sekrit like Wolverine.
Job: Camp Psychologist
Canon: Hi, I'm Wade Wilson, better known as Deadpool the Merc with a- oh, I'm too early? Okay. I'll just be over there.

Canon: Wade Wilson is a mercenary for hire, with amazing strength, agility, skill, and a regeneration factor that was literally copied from
Wolverine. However most of his opponents would agree that his biggest weapon is his mouth, and the fact that no matter what you do,
he will NOT SHUT UP. He continues to wise crack and taunt enemies through any sort of situation.

Until recently, Wade was literally insane. Nobody really noticed his recovery, though.

Deadpool cares not for your fourth wall, making references to things outside of his own canon, things he couldn't possibly know about.

Notes: Bea Arthur is one of the Golden Girls, the freakishly tall one. His obsession with her is never really explained. And that sheer
amount of bold and italic is also canon.

Sample Post:
AHHHHH!

AHHHHH!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Man, I love screaming. Nothin' else gives your vocal cords the extensive workout. It's like a gym for your voice!

Anyway, I'm Wade Wilson, also known as Deadpool, the Merc with a Mouth! I was told I get to break all
kind of fourth wall boundaries because this is an app, and not a post! We'll have fun, I promise! And nobody will have
to take it in the butt! Unless of course, you want to!

I just got briefed on this place and let me tell you I'm impressed, but disappointed it took you so long to see that
one thing you lacked was a genuine Grade A Deadpool. I mean, you can have your choice of anyone in the multiverse if
I understand correctly, but not me? Along the same note, not Bea? Who better to snark at your kids than the geriatric woman who has stolen my heart?

Oh, I got distracted. Where was I- right! The job. So Kitty, I can call you Kitty right? No? I'll take that as
as yes, madame Director. You know you love it. Anyway, Kitty, how much does this gig pay? I'm not goin' to go in
and babysit kids out of the goodness of my own heart y'know. A money order! That's what I'm talking about. That's a lot
of zeros! Oh me oh my- It feels like Chrismas in July! I'm a poet and didn't know it! With this kind of moolah, I can finally
afford those breast implants I've always wanted! I'll be the dame of the mercenary world-- they'll call me Lady Deadpool,
the Merc with gazoongas! Or in England--capital knockers.

I guess I'll have to introduce myself to the snot-nosed brats soon- so I better practice. Tell me what you think.
I'm trying to be 'down with it', y'know? Make the kids think I'm 'on the level' and 'keepin it real'. "Hey kids!
It's me, your friendly neighborhood Deadpool here, with an announcement! I'm going to be one of your Camp Psychologists
for a while, yo! That means if you're kickin it freestyle and want a bit o' honey? You come see me and we'll work
somethin' out."

What d'you think? Pretty impressive or too 'funky fresh'? I managed to get my point across and not ONCE
mentioned the zombies, gorillas, and toucans! Will the toucans lead me to a pot of froot loops? No, that was leprechauns. Arr,
after me lucky charms are ye? Dey be down in Davy Jones locker they be!  Arrr! Avast! Avast ye! Sure, I could've listed stuff like
how you have your own personal Canada (mounties! I'll love them and hug them and kick them forever!), that those
nubile Young Avengers are around (I have a weak spot for how ripped Hulkling is), but I won't, because then the app
will be all disjointed and feel like I'm reading off a list! And not even a numbered list! I do love my numbered lists.

If you still have any doubts about me, Kitty, you could always call one of my references! The ones that aren't dead at
least, funny how common that is, and they'll tell you what they tell me! "Oh Deadpool, you always remind me how
much worse off I could be. If only you were around three weeks ago I could've saved on therapy." It's enough
to make you feel warm and fuzzy inside!

So, to end this app on a funny note (that's what people usually like right? I've never been apped before.) I'll let you guys
in on the secret to my success.  It's the Deadpool 10 Steps to Sanity program! Usually I only reveal the first eight
steps, but you'll get the whole shebang!

1. Step One: Drink from the far side of a cup.
2. Step Two: Buckle your shoe.
3. Step Three and Four: Knock at the door.
4. Step Five and Six: Pick up chicks.
5. Step Seven and Eight: Lay them straight. (If you know what I mean!)
6. Step Nine: ???
7. Step Ten: Profit!

Of course, by the time anyone ever gets to those last two steps I've already taken their money and they have
some sort of STD. But oh, that's the price you pay to stay sane! It works for me! So leave it to- oh, we've run
out of space? But I haven't even told you about the time I killed the Messiah! Hey, what are you doing with that syringe?

Ooh, pretty polls.

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Permissions meme

Age: ?? SEKRIT
Birthday: Also sekrit.
Height: 188 cm (6' 2")
Weight: 210 lbs
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Bald
Medical Info: Has cancer. The type of cancer is not named but going by his APPEARANCE I'd say it is skin cancer. To survive cancer he volunteered for an experiment, basically infused a healing factor taken from Wolverine. For a long time this meant that he could lose a limb and have it back in a few minutes. Lately it's a lot more subdued because, as the writers put it, that's kind of ridiculous. So Deadpool can still regenerate practically anything, it'll take him a while. But this does mean that he is technically immortal. He's died...twice before I think, though. Also, currently has some sort of techno-organic virus thing in him as he shares DNA with Cable now.
Physical traits: [pasted from marveldatabase] Psychic Immunity: The healing factor causes his brain cells to be in a constant state of flux and regeneration, rendering him immune to psychics such as Professor X and Emma Frost.
Superhuman Strength: enhanced to levels that are beyond the natural limits of the human body.
Superhuman Stamina: Deadpool's musculature generates considerably less fatigue toxins than the muscles of an ordinary human being, granting him superhuman levels of stamina in all physical activities.
Enhanced Agility: superior to those of even the finest human athlete.
Enhanced Reflexes: superior to those of even the finest human athlete.
Poison Immunity
Drug Immunity: immune to most drugs
Enhanced Drug Resistance
Enhanced Longevity: posssesses an extended lifespan
Immortal: Deadpool has actually met and established a relationship with the personification of Death in the Marvel universe and as a result has been cursed by T-Ray, at the behest of Thanos to be unable to die.

Also note, that due to Deadpool's cancer, his skin is horribly disfigured all around his body, and he is quite ugly without his mask/costume.
Abilities: Deadpool is an extraordinary hand-to-hand combatant and is skilled in multiple unarmed combat techniques. He is a master of assassination techniques, is an excellent marksman, and is highly skilled with bladed weapons (frequently carrying two swords strapped to his back). He is fluent in Japanese, German, Spanish, amongst other languages. Deadpool can lift about 2 tons.
Note for the Psychics: As mentioned earlier, he's basicaly immune to psychics, although they could read his surface thoughts. This is an unconscious immunity on Deadpool's part and doesn't go away at any time.
What's okay to mention around him: Deadpool breaks the fourth wall himself, you could tell him anything you want and it won't phase him.
Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc?: Yes.
Maim/Murder/Death: Sure. Even his best friends shoot him in the head when they want him knocked out for a few minutes. (Seriously you have to try to kill him to shut him up, and then basically succeed)
Cooking: Does Taco Bell count? He takes missions so he'd never have to cook.
Kissing/Hugging: Uh, if you want.  He won't complain.  Unless you're a guy.  Then he'll complain loudly and try to prove to you he's straight.  Very defensive about it :P

More notes on Deadpool, and asking about

Seeing as how I have to leave in less than an hour (suck), I doubt I'll be making a post tonight as planned. I'm still getting the voice down anyway. That said!

A few MORE notes about Deadpool.

He wears a mask. It is important to him. He does take it off, and he is not so paranoid about it as he used to be. (He'd run around shooting up the place if someone took his mask in the past until he got it back) But. He'll likely wear it 90% of the time. He'll raise the lower part all Spider-man movie-esque to eat if there are people around. At least until he gets comfortable. After which he'll force his ugly ass upon you all. Perhaps literally. But outside of the costume he isn't 'Deadpool' and won't do his job at all. In canon, when people call him for a job, they ask 'Is this Deadpool?' and he will go get his mask and put it on before he'll respond. I have no idea how this will work in camp yet and due to crack in camp it probably won't matter at all.

On fighting: Deadpool can beat up anyone. Anyone can beat up Deadpool. It's a strange balance I'll have to keep. He can take down Wolverine but Squirrel Girl pwns him. (Granted, Squirrel Girl also took down a cosmic being..) Deadpool does go down if dealt a lethal blow, he just comes right back 20 minutes later. And don't think he'll forget about that either. He may regenerate it but he still feels pain. He also hasn't killed a kid in canon that I know of, and would be incredibly hesitant to. He DOES have morals. And, he probably thinks of every camper as a kid unless they have the face of a 30 year old. (Sorry Kid!) This doesn't mean he wouldn't defend himself, it just means he'll probably hit you with his escrima sticks instead of his swords.

On the fourth wall: He will occasionally mention stuff about being a character, having a mun, ooc notes, talk about your icons in a person-to-person conversation. But it isn't a constant thing like it was in the app, one right after the other. He DOES have a lot of knowledge about Marvel canon, stuff that people in the universe don't know or couldn't know. IE: He knew how Spider-man got his powers "When I got bitten by a radioactive spider all I got was a rash" and such. He also plays video games, watches television. A lot. So if you're from a popular American show? It's likely he'll recognize you, even if I don't. If you don't mind, would you please tell me stuff about your characters that you think someone who watches your canon might think about your character? Say, if you were House, he'd probably wonder where you kept the Vicoden. Or steal your cane, but that's a different story.

More to come probably, I have to go celebrate New Years!

Edit: Also, playing Deadpool is making me loosen up like whoah. More so than playing Sanji by FAR. Which to be honest is really fun not being politically correct, even if the views my characters are spouting aren't my own. HOWEVER. I may go too far, (and have, sorry again), while I'm finding my balance. SO, and this applies to all my characters, if I go down a path that makes you uncomfortable, or you don't find in good taste, please tell me in IRC or AIM (if I have it open) Comic Kun, or even drop an OOC note in the thread and I'll delete the comment immediately and we can continue down a more appealing path. We're supposed to have fun right?